Not every introvert is longing for the day that Zooey fucking Deschanel kicks their door down and forcibly drags them to a roller rink.
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw (via sergiosblog)
WELL I HAVE NOW
”I shivered. I felt my erection twitch and grow, to my horror, as I imagined Totheark’s stare on me at this moment. I was so open, so helpless, so vulnerable to him. To my greatest shame, it turned me on. This was insane, and I could feel every nerve on my skin, all my senses, raging and focusing from the lack of sight. I was so tense…”
I HAVE LIVED WITH THESE PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED. >:[
Sex is a lot like Dark Souls. It’s hard, everything is dark, Havel the Rock is there.